Dear Santa,
Do you already know who I am? Do you need my name? I'm Pun-Hrmog! And I was a good Stelciar this entire year! I promise I have been a really good Stelciar so I hope I get a strawberry cake for the holidays! Actually, you would know I'm on the good list since you keep a list of all good and bad people and I'm a good Stelciar!
Other gifts are okay and I love a full stocking, but I really really want a fluffy strawberry cake with the shiniest red berries glazed and coat...