Mmm, yes new broom

Dear Santa,

I want a pretty looking broom so that I can pretend I’m flying on it like a real witch instead of flapping my wings and having a witch hat while trying to pretend to be a witch… without a cool broom.

Must’ve been quite a shocker that the first word in and I already asked for a present. Very bold, aren’t I? Haha.

Ohh, you might be wondering why I didn’t write it in ‘meows’ or our native language at the start of the letter? Well, I took a potion that can replicate human speech for the duration of 5 minutes! It’s pretty handy, but not so much when humans can’t see you and all so I don’t know why I even make this kind of potion…

Anyway, I’m a witch cat apprentice! That’s why I can make a potion of my own, meow. It’s not perfect, but luckily it also works with writings as well as speech. Very handy. I might go and make another potion that can make you understand plants! Yeah, another goal!

Oh right. I really wanted to become a full-fledged witch and a witch needs a broom and their familiar pet cat! Or bird, but since I’m a cat then that’s out of the question.

So a BROOM is the next best thing I could ask for. Yup! Or I mean… a pet bird would be nice.

Would a dove work?

Gah! Okay okay. A new broom that goes with my overall style or a bird please, Santa!